Thompson/McCracken Newsletter
This is the newsletter from
about 5 years ago
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The Top 9 Funniest
Sayings of our Family.
- Meagan: "I front my birthday."
- Steven: " I know Michael Jordan has two kids. I've seen his two sons, but I don't know if he has a daughter."
- Steven: "My socks are all down to my legs."
- Tabatha: "He picked me up & he dropped me & I opened up & it came out."
- Denise: "You can't go because you have to stay home and get ready for the weekend (it was Tuesday)."
- Tabatha: "The day my dad loses his belly the day I die."
- Grandma: "I hate red lights they stay green forever."
- Darla: "Hey buddy, my I.Q. is 20/20."
- Grandma: "You better be glad you have nice breasts cause if you didn't, you would have to spend 5,000 dollars to get some."
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Below is the Top 9 list of, "The day my _____ the day I die."
- Darla: "The day my mom starts wearing cool clothes, the day I die."
- Celeste: "The day my dad stops wearing a suit, the day I die."
- Grandkids: "The day Grandpa finishes his motor home, the day I die."
- Chad: "The day my dad doesn't wear dress pants, the day I die."
- Celeste: "The day my dad loses weight, the day I die."
- Meagan: "The day my mom stops wearing makeup, the day I die."
- April: "The day my mom takes her own advise, the day I die."
- Celeste: "The day Tracie stops hitting us, the day I die."
- Tabatha: The day my dad loses his belly, the day I die."
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My cousin Celeste whined because I didn't give her any credit in creating the Thompson/McCracken Newsletter so here it is. Are you happy now?
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